Status Updates From A Midsummer Night's Dream (...

BOTTOM Where’s Peaseblossom?
PEASEBLOSSOM Ready.
BOTTOM Scratch my head, Peaseblossom. Where’s Monsieur Cobweb?
COBWEB Ready.
BOTTOM Monsieur Cobweb, good Monsieur, get you your weapons in your hand, and kill me a red-hipped humble-bee on the top of a thistle; and good Monsieur, bring me the honey-bag. Do not fret yourself too much in the action, Monsieur; [cont.]

HELENA
And will you rent our ancient love asunder
To join with men in scorning your poor friend?
It is not friendly, 'tis not maidenly.
Our sex, as well as I, may chide you for it,
Though I alone do feel the injury.

The hypocricy of this presumptuous beration, and it extends well beyond what I've shared, after Helena earlier ratted Hermia and Lysander's getaway plan out to Demetrius is craazy! Hilarious.

So much better than comedy of errors. Helena is pathetic and dumb tho.

I used to hate this play but after CoE I like it a lot!