Status Updates From Zeke (Breaking the Declan B...

“Listen, some guys call, some date, and some guys, they might even get married. But, sweetheart, I ain’t any of those guys. Sorry, Picasso.”

Without breaking from Lurlene’s watchful eyes, I lean in and kiss Jenny. Lurlene’s eyebrow arches and a lopsided grin yanks at the corner of her mouth. What the fuck? Not the kind of reaction that I was looking for. I pull away from the kiss and whisper into Jenny’s ear, “Find me after the fight.”
“Oh,” she smiles, “I will.”

“Okay, Lurlene, but there’s one more rule you don’t know about that I do need to tell you.”
My eyes fly open and he’s gazing down at me, expression unreadable and flat. “What?”
“I don’t sleep with the same girl twice.”

From the moment that I met her, I knew she was dangerous. The constant hard-on is killing me. I tried to jerk off, tried to jerk her out of my system; I even went as far as taking a chick home from JZS’s the other night but, fuck. My dick wouldn’t have it. After I gave the girl a few oral orgasms, I sent her happily on her way.