Status Updates From Alien Sex: 19 Tales by the ...

My first husband was a dog, all snuffling, clumsy, ardent devotion.

Who's a good boy?

There in that other time/universe, the terrific little persons of Cissalda had spent an eternity making love to one another. But their capacity for passion was enormous, beyond calculation, intense and never-waning. It could be called fornigalactic.

The thirst is real.😂

passage so fucked up i cried a little and had to take a walk. about to get obsessed with this writer cuz they got the sauce. is pookie on lexapro

"Superman would literally crush Lois Lane's body in his arms, while simultaneously ripping her open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout"

this is an essay about what would happen if superman tried to have sex. a must read for you dc fans out there. includes an mpreg scenario ft. live batman reaction

short stories that make you say motherfucker i will kill you. so this guy fucks some adolescent girls in their dreams and it heals his estranged marriage to his frigid catholic wife. freddy kreugar on shrooms ego death headass. supposedly this is him rebelling against his conservative background. dumb motherfucker this is just the average principles of a conservative background. hope u die in one of these wet dreams

this one couldve been an american dad episode. im not even going to explain just *looks in paper bag* i dont know what i expected