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#2: vampire snow white 3.5/5
#3: was really gross but entertaining? jack who appeared in #2 is the stepmum's stepson (who also almost was killed by jill from "jack and jill" nursary rhyme) thought the king was saying put pee in the princesses' beds and pease porriage not peas 3/5?
#4: jill is red riding hood and a zombie cuz pee porriage 4/5
#5: arsonists (cinder)ella and prince charr(m)ing fall in love 4.5/5
— Oct 30, 2026 01:59AM
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#3: was really gross but entertaining? jack who appeared in #2 is the stepmum's stepson (who also almost was killed by jill from "jack and jill" nursary rhyme) thought the king was saying put pee in the princesses' beds and pease porriage not peas 3/5?
#4: jill is red riding hood and a zombie cuz pee porriage 4/5
#5: arsonists (cinder)ella and prince charr(m)ing fall in love 4.5/5
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story 1/prolog:
my brain hurts XD so its a retelling of rapunzel but her hair is "herr" so like a lord snake and there was a door into the tower, the prince just didnt walk around and her stepmum isnt evil? i swear i read that the stepmum did climb up her "herr" but now i question everything haha
— Oct 29, 2026 12:11AM
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my brain hurts XD so its a retelling of rapunzel but her hair is "herr" so like a lord snake and there was a door into the tower, the prince just didnt walk around and her stepmum isnt evil? i swear i read that the stepmum did climb up her "herr" but now i question everything haha
