Status Updates From Love 'Em

Omgosh ! I love that bird!!!

"I'd almost kill to have your hair" - Ronnie
"Well, I would kill to have your curls. So you'd better sleep with one eye open, bitch!" - Shay

Shay's African Gray whistles and squawks in the living room. "Bitch. Who you callin' bitch?

Yo, these chicks and their bird are FUNTY!!!! LOL

Nasty, evil people shouldn’t get to be gorgeous. Not fair. They should be ugly as a warning to children not to become emotionally corrupt."

True. Lol.

Loving it so far

Kinda addicted.. xx

Ch 1 - Shay "Oh whatever. I'll do it, because you're my friend, and I'd cut off my right arm for you - that's my masturbation hand, just so we're clear about what I'd be giving up."