Status Updates From Mémoires de l'abbé de Chois...

Absolutely no way they are going to make this not lesbian at the end with "There were always five or six very pretty young ladies on her bed; they played little games with the little marquise, and the games always ended with them kissing one another tenderly and giving one another countless little signs of friendship" like what do you mean????

Confirmed: the theater is The Place to fall in love. The Countess d'Aletref slays.