Status Updates From Kill Baxter

why does Charlie Human waste his time and talent with writing gruesome fights and bloody murder when he can send me cackling over situational humour like this

fighting, lore dump, more fighting, more lore dump

after reading a bunch of people trying to impress Baxter, pretending to be scarier than they really are, I'm like, why are you putting yourself through this? just get the hell out of there and go study in a school in the US or something, it can't be worse than this shit

this... this is literally just Harry Potter parody 🤣

We'll do ju-jitsu, karate kung-fok-you and every other chop suey thing you can imagine.

We'll fokken do muay that and you thai and everyone thai 😂

This book is way more crazier then the first.