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I have a theory about Gladstone's good luck - it actually works by draining away everyone else's luck. They should run him out of town.

I remember this one. Put something precious next to a grinder and the punchline is obvious.

Scrooge could've just told Donald what he's going to do in the factory from the start, and probably could've saved them both some trouble. But also cheated us out of a good story. Sometimes you get why the characters don't communicate.