Status Updates From Offensive Behavior (Sidelin...

FYI, THIS HAS A VIRGIN HERO

(I'm 15% through the book not on page 15. I messed up on the last update. I'm good at discerning a DNF pretty early on but not quite that early.)

I really can't tell if/why I'm supposed to find the main male character likeable. In contrast to the actual trolls and slime that are the other men in the book so far, he's better, but he's still... not the best. I'm not a fan of the alpha male asshole and sadly, ,this guy looks like he fits the mold. I'm considering dropping it.

I've had bumpy times with this book so far. I either go from really enjoying it to wanting to roll my eyes so hard they might fall out.

She pushed her ass back into his lap, loving her height advantage. He could be Donald Trump right now and she’d want him to take her.



Oh, man, Ainslie! Argh!

“I don’t mind getting burned. I don’t like the feeling I have to wait for the flames to roast me. I want to know when it will hurt.”

Ah, don't I know that feeling...

I was just thinking how much I was enjoying this book until:

She had him sweating for it, sloshing water on the floor and moaning Like a dying cow.



Nah,most ill enjoying.mjust have to get that image out of my head.

She was like adrenaline injected into his brain stem. She crackled through his spine, fizzed in his lungs and drilled holes in his senses. “I, ah.”

Loving the awkwardness, that is virgin Reid!

The dialogue is weird. Sometimes I have read a sentence more than once.

Ainslie Paton does role reversal like no other

This book gets ALL THE STARS! ALL THE STARS!!!!!!! I have no words...to do this book justice in a review, but I'll try.