Status Updates From Selected Works of Alfred Jarry

And so that it shall not be stolen from them, the graybeards, organized into a monastery, have built upon the Baron's carcass a little chapel that they have christened CATHOLIC MAXIMUM. The speckled birds have their dovecotes there. The people call them young wild duck. We pataphysicians call them simply and honestly shit-diggers.

And so that it shall not be stolen from them, the graybeards, organized into a monastery, have built upon the Baron's carcass a little chapel that they have christened CATHOLIC MAXIMUM. The speckled birds have their dovecotes there. The people call them young wild duck. We pataphysicians call them simply and honestly shit-diggers.

That morning he took his daily sponge bath of two-tone wallpaper painted by Maurice Denis, with a design of trains climbing up spirals; a long time ago he had given up water in favor of wallpaper‒seasonable, fashionable, or according to his whim.

That morning he took his daily sponge bath of two-tone wallpaper painted by Maurice Denis, with a design of trains climbing up spirals; a long time ago he had given up water in favor of wallpaper‒seasonable, fashionable, or according to his whim.

"That morning he took his daily sponge bath of two-tone wallpaper painted by Maurice Denis, with a design of trains climbing up spirals; a long time ago he had given up water in favor of wallpaper‒seasonable, fashionable, or according to his whim."