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A lot of anti-mouse discrimination

“It is your right,” said Peter. “And you shall be one of the marshals. But you must remember not to suck your paws.”

“Of course not,” said the Bear in a very shocked voice.

“Why, you’re doing it this minute!” bellowed Trumpkin.

Hilarious

Aslan breathes greatness into people

Peter insists that in his letter to the enemy, abominable be spelled with an H (abhominable), referencing Shakespeare's Love's Labour's Lost (Act V, Scene 1), the character Holofernes mocks Don Armado for mistakenly adding an "h" to "abominable," reflecting a popular Elizabethan-era folk etymology that wrongly linked the word to ab homine

Is Prince Caspian going to turn into a werewolf now that he's been bitten?

"He turned and found himself face to face with the Badger. Peter leaned forward, put his arms round the beast and kissed the furry head: it wasn’t a girlish thing for him to do, because he was the High King."

No homo

Also Caspian seems to have grown a lot in a short time, being king must have gone to his head

Of course it's the black dwarfs causing all the problems

Also it just occurred to me, if hundreds of years went by in Narnia after one normal earth year, then imagine how much time must have gone by between the Victorian era in the Magicians Nephew and when the kids find it in Lion, Witch, and the Wardrobe...

“I wouldn’t have felt safe with Bacchus and all his wild girls if we’d met them without Aslan.”

“I should think not,” said Lucy.

Ok CS Lewis