Status Updates From Alice au pays des merveilles

“‘Well, then,’ the Cat went on, ‘you see, a dog growls when it’s angry, and wags its tail when it’s pleased. Now I growl when I’m pleased, and wag my tail when I’m angry. Therefore I’m mad.’“ - I can’t argue with such flawless logic 😂

“that wherever you go to on the English coast you find a number of bathing machines in the sea” - What on earth is a bathing machine lol??