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“Grew I had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead… In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states…: Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious”

Queen Ynci the Short-Tempered. “She had a helmet with wings and a spike…heavily made up in the woad-and-blood-and-spirals school of barbarian cosmetics…She had knee pads with spikes on, and spikes on her sandals, and a rather short skirt in the fashionable tartan and blood motif…Magrat stared…They’d told her about tapestries…and how to shake hands with lords. They’d never told her about spikes”

“‘The thing about elves is they’ve got no- begins with m,’ Granny snapped the fingers irritably. ‘Manners?’ ‘Hah! Right, but no.’ ‘Muscle? Mucus? Mystery?’ ‘No…Means like…seein’ the other person’s point of view.’ Verence tried to see the world from a Granny Weatherwax perspective… ‘Empathy?’ ‘Right. None at all.’”