Status Updates From A Ring for Vincenzo's Heir ...

This is a great romance if you're romantic fantasy is to be an irrational lunatic and do everything you can to make a man's life miserable and still have him lover you because of... your bedroom skills and cherry blossom scented hair? Idk, the heroine really had no redeeming qualities. No intelligence or wit or humor. No great empathy or kindness besides baking bread. No life skills or talents.

Heroine expects hero to move heaven and earth to accommodate her feelings, whims, irrational fears... but she mercilessly tramples over his feelings comforting herself either with the fact that he's a billionaire or that he's clearly wrong because he's not conforming to her idea of proper behavior.

Alpha hero manages to somehow get bullied and henpecked by the pathetic heroine. Heroine is the worst of all HP combinations, TSTL and an irrational harpy. I suppose it would be too much to ask for her to be TSTL and nice or equally terrible but smart.

The plot and the heroine are crazypants. The hero is unethical af. It’s hard to buy into the instalove. I feel like we’re spending too much time in the characters’ heads too. Hard not to skim.

OK I'm done. Heroine would rather sleep in a rat infested dump with her newborn then a safe clean hotel. Nope.