Status Updates From Lassoing the Virgin Mail-Or...

Dude is so sure that his cock is so big that he'll only ever be able to get the head in for the rest of their lives, yet he plans on getting her pregnant. Does he not know how vaginas work? Does he think the baby will come out even smaller than his apparently ginormous dick? (And this is right after they help a sheep give birth to a lamb that had to come out feet-first. This guy is dumb.)