Status Updates From Short Straw Bride

This man just compared a girl to a mule😭😭

They are married even though they are still strangers to each other.

Luke is finally getting a clue. There is an ow wannabe but luckily she isn't a big part of the story and luke knew her type from the get go.
Eleanor is learning to stand up for herself.

"A girl with a gentle temperament - that's what I want." Luke narrowed his eyes against the sun. "One who won't throw fits at a man."
"The woman ain't been born that won't throw a fit."

I'd be offended it wasn't real talk. I'm 'bout to throw a fit at it now🤣😅