Status Updates From Going Down (The Elevator Se...

I just can't go on...

So far it's hilarious as hell.

"I accidentally asked him to go down on me and then punched him in the face. I'll be lucky to leave this elevator not hog-tied and tasered by the authorities."

HAHAHAHA!!!

You can tell this author has never been in this area of NYC. Gramercy Park is a fenced-in, PRIVATE park. It's LOCKED so only people who live in the neighborhood have the key and can go in. That means that random people CANNOT cut through it or sit on benches, there are no old men playing chess on it, you rarely see tourists around, etc.

She should have chosen Union Square or Madison Square Park.

No Depth. Bring me the feels!

I'm ready to DNF, it's funny but in a very cheesy way. A trucker fantasy?