Status Updates From Holding Up the Universe

ok usnavi

damn tyra banks ok period

tyra banks to the rescue

it seems his nose is broken too cuz how many times is he gonna say she smells like sunshine?— my brothers sunshin stinks and being in the sun makes people smell what could smelling like sunshine POSSIBLY mean in a good way bro

now i know i said i wanted him to talk to people but this is not what i meant dawg 😭

Niven goes 1 page without mentioning the black kid has an afro challenge, level impossible! 🤯😱😱🤯

i really dont understand why he cant just tell people whats wrong bro

see the moment she mentioned the purse thing i knew they were gonna make him gay but the thing is i was kinda hoping she would be a little more progressive and open minded about it like yes a boy can authentically like having a purse and be himself (and ofc hes in theatre) without being gay but this is also like a white woman from indiana so what could i expect

everytime he talks all i can think of is the author thinking how to make him have the exaggerated swagger of a black teen like brody why did he say that and why did YOU make him say that 🤨 is it just me chat am i too woke? im the woker 😈

“all that woman> in my arms”
oh ok.

every so often im reminded that the author is not fat (or of color) and i can definitely feel it.

whenever i imagine the dad i imagine him as the dad from steven universe

“youre different” shes fat? 😭 hello