Status Updates From Four Past Midnight

Okay, all I’m saying is that when I had just joined a movie rental place they wouldn’t rent me anything out of print until I had rented a total of 12 movies so the fact that they just let this dude waltz in, get a library card, and check out two books from the “Library’s Special Reference section” is totally their own fault. Mr. Lortz is just as flippant as she accuses Sam of being, typical boomer

Wait idk if this guy’s divorced