Status Updates From Red Velvet (Silk Stocking Inn)

Strange book.

So, I’m to sit here half naked while I eat pot roast?

Looks that way. I want to stare at desert while I’m eating my meal.

I doubt she’s that dry ... don’t you mean desSert?

The ancient house glowered down at me from it puny hill like an old grouchy neighbor...

ItS puny hill?

Hmmm ... I got this freebie as “Hot & Handy”.

Whatever. This ebook by any other name will be just as naughty. LOL