Status Updates From Pulp

The only parts about myself I’m happy about are my hands, which is why I move them about so much.

Since he had added heavy-breathing to his extensive repertoire of top vocal turns and begun writing about knicker-ripping lust, Jarvis‘ application to the Sex God club had been accepted.

You have to be fairly personal in your songs, otherwise it’s just a load of rubbish, but there is a thin line between that, and just reading out your diary.

We‘d rather fail miserably than just do all right.