Status Updates From The Foxhole Court (All for ...

Finally trying this book

I’m finally trying this book ok?

the first lines were “Neil Josten let his cigarette burn to the filter without taking a drag. He didn't want the nicotine; he wanted the acrid smoke that reminded him of his mother” like alright bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

"Nicky's scheming to rape Neil," Aaron said. "There are a couple flaws in his plan he needs to work out first, but he'll get there sooner or later.""

You cannot be serious right now.

Is this a joke?

"So yeah, I'm going to crush on safer targets until Andrew gets bored of him. That means you, since Matt's taken and I don't hate myself enough to try Seth. Congrats."
"Can you take the creepy down a level?" Aaron asked.
"What?" Nicky asked. "He said he doesn't swing, so obviously he needs a push."
"I don't need a push," Neil said.

"Andrew is scary territorial of him. He punched me the first time I said I'd like to get Kevin too wasted to be straight." Nicky pointed at his face, presumably where Andrew had decked him"

Um... what?