Status Updates From The Duke of Daring (The Unt...

FINALLY SOMEONE IS GAY. I HOPE MR GREENE GETS A BOOK

“Ivy doesn’t like men”

Then I expect a lesbian love story when her book comes around

Picture this: Lucy is waiting in her disguise as Smitty for Andrew when his balloon lands and he immediately runs over and kisses her but because her disguise has been so convincing all his friends are scandalised and then Smitty disappears from society all together but all of a sudden Andrew is engaged to a woman named Lucy and his friends are none the wiser even though she’s vaguely familiar

Kissing a woman in a faux beard is peak bi behaviour

Not them both establishing that neither is gay 😭

“She did that low, gravelly voice that was disturbingly seductive.”

Just admit you’re bi and move on Andy

“What the devil were you doing in a hell?”
She looked up at him, blinking, with a saucy curve to her mouth. “Winning.”


Screaming she’s so funny for this

Loving this so far 🥰