Status Updates From Skeleton Creek Series: Omni...

1. I called it (The reporter)
2. I called it (when one is left)

Fitz, I am sorry I was so hard on you.

it must be frustrating for Sarah to do all the legwork finding the clues and driving across America in TWO BOOKS, only for the conclusion of the mysteries to be in Skeleton Creek where Ryan gets to solve the mystery.

For a self-proclaimed writer and someone who professed to read Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, Ryan sure doesn't know shit. Edgar Allen Poe did not create the genre of science fiction, Mary Shelley did. FAMOUSLY. idec anymore, the raven can get your ass.

The reporter is going to end up being the raven. also what ever happened to that park ranger? he just disappeared?

Why the fuck is he giving important glass vials to Fitz, the son of the guy that may or may not be out to murder him???

"You're either born with a sense of direction or you're not." So true girlypop

cringe

SARAH AND RYAN DON'T EVEN LIVE IN THE SAME STATE! WHY ARE RYAN'S PARENTS SO GODDAMN CONTROLLING? THEIR SON IS 16/17!

I miss when the password pages had illustrations. Patrick really just gave up after book 2

You’d think think this town would be nicer and more appreciative to Ryan and Sarah, seeing as they were the ones who (SPOILERS) found the gold bars and gave everyone $100k

This series peaked at book 2

Finished book 3. Honestly, this one made me angry. I don’t care about fishing. Why was so much time spent on fishing when they are trying to uncover a secret society? The dad was completely unreasonable, Ryan was more annoying than usual. I liked Sarah’s characterization in this one much better than the last book, and I think that is due to the change in actress. This one doesn’t bite her lip and look at the camera.

What fucking flip phone does Ryan have with an HD camera on it?

Ryan: has a 5.5 hr drive to Portland during the summer, and is leaving at 10AM
Also Ryan: It’S gOiNg To Be DaRk WhEn I gEt ThErE

“Henry and The Apostle were big time members of the crossbones”
Excepto Henry wasn’t. Only residents of skeleton creek that were born in skeleton creek could join the crossbones and Henry was born in New York. Bruh, this author needs to remember his fucking lore.

“Andrew Jackson, him we liked.” So your dad was in some alt-right cult?

I seriously don’t understand why Ryan’s dad is being such a dick. Ryan and Sarah don’t even live in the same state anymore, but he’s still forbidding Ryan to talk to Sarah? Even after they saved the whole fucking town and were right all along that something was hidden in the dredge? I’m getting really tired with this guy, who was part of a (SPOILER WARNING) secret fucking society. Fuck Ryan’s dad, and fuck Fitz too.

“It feels like Sarah’s taken a baseball bat to a hornets’ nest and now she has to keep moving, outrunning the swarm as she heads west.”
My brother in Christ, you were the one to drag her into this!

When did this turn into a fishing enthusiast’s journal? I don’t remember Ryan being so into fishing in the last 2 books. It’s kind of annoying, why the fuck do I care about catching 2 dozen ‘lunkers’ when Sarah is going grave digging??