Status Updates From Murder Packs a Suitcase (Mu...

this man really just said “…we should probably just say goodnight…instead of me pretending that it’s chivalry that’s motivating me to offer to walk you to your door” CYNTHIA YOU ATE WITH THAT LINE.

starting to like her daughter a little more lol.

found my first typo.

personally…not at all upset or surprised he’s dead.

“her black hair was pulled back into a crooked bun and held in place by a plastic contraption that operated like a giant binder clip”

…girl that is a hair clip. just say it. we all know what it is haha.

no because i want to give this girl a hug so bad. i love seeing her find her confidence again.

gosh i hope mallory catches a break. she’s not my favorite main character in the world but every. single. person. in her life (aside from her boss so far) is insanely insufferable. i hope she has the best time in florida despite the obvious murder that’s going to happen.

this woman’s kids are terrible. they’re immature, disrespectful, and down right irresponsible and she keeps saying “they’re just kids” MA’AM they are twenty and eighteen. they should know when to take out trash, how to do laundry, and basic hygiene. your daughter shouldn’t WHINE like a baby because you got a new job. i’m annoyed. SUPPORT FOR MALLORY.