Status Updates From I'm Thinking of Ending Things

"Jake's is such a good conversationalist, one of the best I've ever met," girl are you talking about this freaking Jake? He is just as socially awkward as you and his parents????

I haven't had much to say about this so far but now that they are sitting down for dinner literally with is going on here why is everyone being a bunch of weirdos literally no one is acting normal

At the recommendation of jamie, reading it on Libby. I literally have not one idea where this book is going and I'm almost halfway through