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Shaylee Thiele
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This book is so funny! I’m reading this aloud to my brothers and they are loving it!
— Oct 29, 2026 03:05AM
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Amara Tanith
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These little monsters damn near killed this poor creature lmfao. I can't stand these children?
— Oct 12, 2026 10:23AM
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Amara Tanith
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I'm genuinely shocked by how the fuck this narrator is reading something this fucking racist IN A FAKE RACIST ACCENT like it's no big deal. This is absolutely unhinged.
— Oct 12, 2026 10:17AM
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Amara Tanith
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Oh lord. There's zero saving grace in this "red indian" section 😭 This 100% racist AND they've got the audiobook narrator doing a straight-up racist accent too wtf
— Oct 12, 2026 10:13AM
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Amara Tanith
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EMPEROR OF SAN FRANCISCO SHOUTOUT!?!?!?
— Oct 12, 2026 09:53AM
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Amara Tanith
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Yeah, it's wild. The one girl is very kind and 'progressive' for a child of her day (the other has made truly zero impression on me at all) but the boys both suck. Tiny imperialist bullies. Yuck.
— Oct 12, 2026 09:49AM
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