Status Updates From A Good Day to Die

DNF @ 43% - I am not sure who the target reader for this one is but it is certainly not me. If I read one more sentence about Tim’s erections, or Tim constantly trying to look up Sylvia’s dress I will scream! Every character in this book is a miserable degenerate, on a road trip from hell. Can’t believe the same man who wrote Legends of The Fall penned this mess!🤮

“He had gone to Los Angeles with a hospital friend and stayed wrecked for a month, then got in trouble in a fight and the judge let him go to Key West rather than jail.”😆

“Many of the girls were tourists or college girls down for Easter week but some were local conchs and Cubans. He liked the Cubans but I preferred the tourists as I considered Latin girls to be somewhat frightening and unreliable.”🤣

Horseshit. Ideally I would climb one of the surrounding mountains, mistake a lightning bolt for a power vision, and die with my charcoaled body blasted into a crescent smile. Locals would call the mountain Big Smiley.

Things that were dead were not alive as surely as that bird dog I had grieved for several years. Her location was certain as I had buried her.