Status Updates From Ambulance Girl: How I Saved...

We turn him on his stomach and I spread his ass cheeks for the nurse. I now have a specialty in the wonderful world of emergency medicine.

lmfaooo

"You!" another nurse yells at me, breaking my moment of basking. "Come here." I float in, thinking another person needs my laying on of hands.
"Spread his butt cheeks," the nurse says to me, and pulls down the sheet. She is holding a rectal thermometer, and this is a three handed job. I have never spread a stranger's ass before.

I begin to wonder if Georgetown will let me have a specialty involving only coming to calls where people are fully dressed and dry of ass.

"I was nauseous from the good health and calm that radiated from this happy household."

lol