Status Updates From Hatchet (Brian's Saga, #1)

“not hope that he would be rescued. that was gone.” 😭😭😭

“…which meant more wood and still more wood. there did not seem to be an end to the wood he would need”

me on 99 nights

also the way i was like hope it’s just a hognose snake 😭😭 NOPE !

a porcupine would be my last straw fr

brian going thru the college experience of accidentally calling your college apartment “home” and it freaking you out but he’s in the woods with a little guy

him being like: everyone’s ALWAYS said the berry bushes are in the forest… well actually no one has said it but i NEED it to be true

also the dramatic music every time the narrator says divorce is taking me out

the mosquitos would cause the greatest crash out of all time if it was me

the way i just realized this is where my knowledge of heart attacks at a young age came from 😭😭😭 10 yr old me being like the left shoulder!! flatulence !!! and it’s bc of this book 😭😭

read this when i was young—literally a core memory, pulling this book down from the shelf in the school library

so we are revisiting! but i accidentally got the audiobook version soooo we shall see