Status Updates From Дары Пандоры (Голодная чума...

“She’s had star or co-star billing in a number of his sexual fantasies, mostly playing the role of highly experienced and wildly perverted older woman picking up a boy young enough to be her son and showing him the ropes. A lot of the times, the ropes weren’t even metaphorical.”

so I get these guys are gross so I’m gonna be kind and only take a partial star for this but pls no more random horniness

“He thinks of the flash of Justineau’s crotch he glimpsed when she was pissing on the gravel outside. But the future is uncertain and he can’t get up enough enthusiasm to even masturbate.”

yeah so im gonna have to deduct a star for those two sentences sorry I don’t make the rules

I get that this is not the priority right now but can we please get melanie some clothes it’s so uncomfortable to imagine her just being naked this whole time