Status Updates From Falstaff

Notably departs from the plays; for one, in Falstaff having survived the events of Henry V, but, most glaringly, that he's viciously and villainously horny, constantly bragging about the size of his penis and claiming to have fucked his nursemaid as a newborn and his niece as an old man. It doesn't feel like Falstaff, but it's drawing me in nonetheless; references to obscure Falstaffiana like Hugh Evans will do that.