Status Updates From Piranha to Scurfy: And Othe...

"They stood there until he was seated at the table and unfolding the white napkin Lavinia had presumably provided. I don't know where it came from; I haven't any white table linen. Sandy opened the bottle of wine, which Ben saw to his dismay, was a supermarket Riesling. The horror was compounded by Sandy's pouring an inch of it into Ben's wine-glass and watching while Ben tasted it."

Piranha To Scurfy hits a bit too close to home!!