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SCORPIUS: Thank you for being my light in the darkness.

SNAPE: Tell Albus — tell Albus Severus — I’m proud he carries my name. Now go. Go.

shut up nooooooo

HARRY: I thought for a long time I wasn't a good enough dad for you because you didn't like me. It's only now I realize that I don't need you to like me, I need you to obey me because I'm your dad and I do know better. I'm sorry, Albus. It has to be this way.

omg harry stfu and go away

DRACO: I don't, but I do trust your luck. Harry Potter is always where the action is at. And I need my son back with me and safe.

AHHHHHH

Okay, whatever was holding your brain together seems to have snapped.

BYE SCORPIUS IS HILARIOUS😭

Wow I kind of expected Harry to be a bad father but I wasn't expecting it to be this badly. The fact that he treats his other children lowkey better than Albus is crazy. ALSO Scorpius being nice and kind despite hearing rumors and stuff about his dad says a lot about how Draco raised him and dare I say Draco's a BETTER father than Harry (Crazy I know) but oh well