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DRACO: Hermione Granger, I'm being bossed around by Hermione Granger. (She turns towards him. He smiles.) And I'm mildly enjoying it.

STFU. OMGGGGGGGG. wait cause like ifykyk

DRACO: Which is why you need this. I have been holding on to it, barely resisting using it, even though I would sell my soul for another minute with Astoria.

bro Draco has always grown on me for a while, but reading this wow I just… he never has a happy beginning, middle, or present. (other than his son)

DRACO: Astoria always knew that she was not destined for old age. She wanted me to have somebody when she left, because ... it is exceptionally lonely, being Draco Malfoy.

shut. up. not. now.💔

SCORPIUS: Thank you for being my light in the darkness.

SNAPE: Tell Albus — tell Albus Severus — I’m proud he carries my name. Now go. Go.

shut up nooooooo

HARRY: I thought for a long time I wasn't a good enough dad for you because you didn't like me. It's only now I realize that I don't need you to like me, I need you to obey me because I'm your dad and I do know better. I'm sorry, Albus. It has to be this way.

omg harry stfu and go away

DRACO: I don't, but I do trust your luck. Harry Potter is always where the action is at. And I need my son back with me and safe.

AHHHHHH