Status Updates From White Noise (Unexpected #2)

I tried, but this one is a dnf. I even put it aside for awhile then came back to it. But, if I read the words "urgh," "bunnykins," or "sweetcheeks" one more time from two grown ass men, I'm going to throw my tablet across the room. In the interest of my sanity, I'm done.

Also, you couldn't hug him IN the airport cause there was a reporter subtly taking pics and openly curious but hey no worries with a BJ in the public car park outside the vehicle??!!

I'm not overly fussy but ffs! This better not be a sign of more stuff to come.

Everything about this opening chapter is taking me out of the story: You're in Calgary airport's parking lot at winter time, presumably, and you're having a loooong chat outside ur vehicle? Umm nope. Now you're gonna give a BJ outside said vehicle?? Is there a yearning for a popsicle?! Also, it's around 6 am....is the parking lot deserted!!?? I'm yet to meet it deserted.

Absolutely in love with this book, these characters have stolen my heart!