Status Updates From Space Raptor Butt Trilogy

I'm dying. What is this!?
Well, at least I'm having fun?

Yes…I have picked up a Chuck Tingle ‘book’. Reading this with friends and the dirty talk has me ridiculously tickled.

What did I just read? That was a wild ride. All puns intended.

It was entertaining.

I want to be mad at all the typos, but honestly some of them are really funny.

Me: This is totally not how court procedure is conducted...wait, I just remembered this is porn.

Hugo, Hugo, where are you!? XD

Don’t ask...😂

Question of the hour: "Our difference in species surely couldn’t classify me as gay, could it?"