Status Updates From Arabella

“Mr. Bertram Tallant…was blessed with a most elegant pair of legs… [and] cherished in one of his chests of drawers a pair of yellow pantaloons, which he had not yet dared to display to his Papa, but which, he rather fancied, turned him into a veritable Tulip of Fashion.” 🌷✨ and I was thinking I wouldn’t like this book!

Shit got very crazy towards the end but it was still good. Not as good as Sylvester, but then few things are. Loved the dog subplot

Are we engaged wtf

Debt bullshit. No kissing. When will it end

I don't give a shit about Bertram but I love Mr Beaumaris and the dog

jane austen style language, which isn’t my fav, and kind of slow so far

Her brother is here now and I'm bored. Stop telling me about this man I don't care!! Bring me my yearning!!

Ok she got him

She's going to rage bait him into falling in love with her. Perfect

Beaumaris sounds low-key fucked up... he better fall in love with her fast because so far the vibe I get is "patronizing manwhore"

Beaumaris ALSO sounds like a whore. Much to think about

There are approximately 8 million holes in Arabella's plan but she's funny as hell for this

idk man so far beaumaris sems like a bit of a pill

IDK why this is taking me so long I need to hurry up and get to the real action. Her family is funny as hell I'm going to miss them but I want to meet the MAN

not interested about h's brother 😬😵

the schock of realising, for ther first time, that there was no one she would rather marry than Mr. Beaumaris....😽