Status Updates From Demon Moon (Prof Croft, #1)

A hailstorm lit up the front of the sedan. Sparks flew and bits of bulletproof glass stung my face.

The police department barely has any money to pay for thorough investigations and equipment but their unmarked cruisers have bulletproof glass?

“We come after eight at night and you’re not in, you’re in violation of your probation, bud.

Bullshit. He's on probation, not house arrest

“And if you’re not home, Croft…”

What's she going to do? He isn't under house arrest for probation. He could be out to see a movie or getting dinner. Fuck off, pig

See, this is much better and we’re actually hearing something about the order. I still need him to explain training and what his map is and what he does. I def think the Croft and Tabby books should be after this.

Weird how the author continues to complain about the greedy men running NYC and the crash of 2008 being mentioned liberally I all the books and prequels so far, but a church is seemingly revered. You know, the Catholic kind where dioceses have paid exorbitant amounts to settle with victims of the abuse running rampant for generations