Status Updates From The Day of the Duchess (Sca...

me at the parliament meeting going 😐😐😐 alongside evil white men because the grand gesture is pissing me off.

you know malcolm's a dick that doesn't deserve her bc if he DID he would have readily handed her the divorce and THEN gone on to woo her. men are so fucking STUPID why in the hell would LYING to her count in your favor to win her back. what a, and i say this with as much disdain and ridicule i can, FUCKING DUMBASS!

every time they fuck i lose -100000 XP. and yet i cant dnf im fucking chained here bc i want to see what happens with her sisters i need to swear off romance books after this

realizing with horror this book has a happy ending...............oh ive entered enemy territory i need malcolm's head on a stick after he kills himself in misery. fuckme this is the LAST time i take an insta rec no matter HOW convincing and forthright they are abt how complex the fmcs are.

we were doing SO good you had me on the EDGE with their misery and regret and how awful he was to her and then i turn the page. BOOM theyve started kissing. DONT PISS ME OFF RIGHT NOW

“Young sailors often ink sparrows on their arms."

"They never said the important things." THERE ISNT A TRUER SENTENCE IN THIS ENTIRE BOOK.

FELICITY!!!

This entire book is going to be them both pining away for the other and being too stupid to talk about it.

Haven was a shitheel in the first book. There better be groveling.

Started out really fun, but honestly I'm just bored at this point.

Started out decent but is quickly fizzling…