Status Updates From Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl,...

I hope Artemis has a no good miserable day and his Bruce-Wayne-Hunting-Mythological-Creatures shtick leaves him alone and scared while Holly beats him up or something.

In 2009 I picked up this book from the classroom bookshelf, read the first chapter, and put it back. I told my friend Artemis was just really mean. I think I've healed enough to read this book now.