Status Updates From Stranger Things Have Happened

“Do you want me to sit on him until the police get here?” Peter asked.“That would be nice,” said Marcus.

"Larry rushed out from backstage. “Don’t hurt my shark! I’m coming for you, baby doll!”"

“Believe me, I’ve seen evil, and it’s not in shark form.”

"He didn’t need to be up anywhere near this early since Bernard wasn’t going to let them into the theater before noon. But his body said, “Wake up! You’re nervous!” and he was forced to comply."

"Marcus was unsuccessful in his attempt to not think about sharks for the rest of the day. "

“Should I accept that apology?” Marcus asked Grandpa Zachary.
“Absolutely not! Spit in his face!”

“What other songs do you know?” Grandpa Zachary asked them.
“Uhhhh…we actually just stand here and pretend to play.”