Status Updates From The House of Writers

"...tell you various things about my personal life..."
Yeah right, I believe you ;D

"Urgghhhh!" said the bewildered reader dyspeptically. "What has we gotten ourselfs into, precocious?"

bonus points for arbitrarily inserting the titles of all of Ishmael Reed's novels into a list of obscure sexual maneuvers.

The fact is ScotCall provides a raison d'etre for billions of callers—their lives are so riddled with confusion and fear that the tiniest shove towards pretend understanding is better than a realistic push into confronting the existential chasm that their lives have become.

Books no longer in print: I Am the Beautiful Strangler; Muzak vs. Silence: A Debate; Alice Never Lived Here: Why the Films You Love Don't Exist...

Top ten queries: 1)How do I turn toast back into bread? 2) Is Monaco a country? 3)Can I use 1.5 AA batteries instead of 1 AAA? 4)What shape is a square? 5)Who is Tim Pritchards? 6) Is it legal to sing a pop song in public without seeking public performing permissions? 7)Does a radioactive duck have green poo? 8)How many numbers in the alphabet? 9)Where's the toilet? 10)Can I put a fridge on my cat when she's asleep?

The plot quickens. The plot sickens. The plot thickens. The chickens plot. I sense the plot is even coming to a boil, as the pot too may be. So many plots ... or pots.

At the FAREWELL, AUTHOR! conference.

Magdalena Zurawski spoke to Lee Klein on the decent turnout that evening, and Lee nodded in concurrence, before the conversation fell into an awkward silence, and Magdalena looked around for someone she recognized to save her from this pain, and finding no one, made the cardinal mistake of asking Lee what he'd written... at which Lee attempted to skulk off elsewhere,,,

"The Great Opaquists appealed to those who sought to read challenging prose with strong images and descriptions without having to think about the content in much detail, allowing the words to wash over them - words to be forgotten after reading - a mere afterglow the art's effect.I had created a movement that allowed for the intimation of meaning without the presence of meaning."Modernism?or Po-Mo from the last 5 wds

About 1/6 into this, had no idea what to expect. Dystopian. Post-modern (of course). Quite amusing at times. Enjoying it so far. I can see where it could become (for one like me) tiresome, but no real reason to expect that. I'm happy, if not go-lucky. Lead me on M.J.