Status Updates From Keturah and Lord Death

“There was no breath in him, no flush of blood, no taint of sweat or tears. Next to him, I felt the grossness of my own body, how more I was like the earth than I was like him. He was air and wind and cloud and bird; I was dust and worm.”

Oh. Well I thought it was funny when she made the lords son disrobe so she could dress her friend up like a little boy, but bargaining your own life for that of a couple of relative strangers in a split second decision was insanely not funny in the best way possible.

Thousand and one night-ing the million year old dead guy flirting with you? Yeah, I AM confused about where this is going, thanks for asking!

I feel like Death is meant to be the true love, but I do find Sir John quite charming

I thought this would be boring based off of the first chapter but I'm glad I kept reading