Status Updates From Sourires de loup

Even the unflappable Alsana Iqbal would regularly wake up in a puddle of her own sweat after a night visited by visions of Millat (genetically BB; where B stands for Begaliness) marrying someone called Sarah (aa, where a stands for Aryan), resulting in a child called Michael (Ba), who in turn marries someone called Lucy (aa), leaving Alsana with a legacy of unrecognizable great-grandchildren (Aaaaaaa!)
- pg 272

Everyone applaud at my miraculous and fragile ability to keep up with the exorbitant amount of reading expected of me this semester. Pray that it lasts