Status Updates From Pnin

he made a buffet dinner 😭 and nobody wants to come to his party 😭😭 when he was a kid playing hide and seek he would hide in a closet but when he’d finally come out after no one found him his playmates would have gone home 😭😭😭 and he’s about to be out of a JOB he has no idea they’re going to play in his face omg

“after an early dinner at The Egg and We, a recently inaugurated and not very successful little restaurant which Pnin frequented from sheer sympathy with failure, our friend applied himself to the pleasant task of Pninizing his new quarters.”