Status Updates From American History

If I were in the colonies I’d probably go to Penn, but now I’d pick W&M

I strive to be a colonial painting of a child

Frankly I don’t care about the Spanish

Cecelius Calvert in that one drawing night haunt me

I just wanted to take a nap but no colonization gets in my way

The time skip from 14000 bce to the 1300s ce is funny for some reason

Was crashing out during the summer work about how 9/11 came at the beginning of the chapter, then everything Bush did besides the Iraq War was covered, the modern technology was covered, and finally we got to the war. Like I don’t even care about all that just give me the torture already

Never had me in my life fighting with the devil while reading a history book. Alan Brinklet must've some crush on Alexander Hamilton, because HOLY GLORIFICATION that was unecessary considering history textbook should be objective.