Status Updates From Loverboy (Dartmoor, #5)

“They hadn’t used a condom the last few times, knowing he was clean and that she was on birth control.”

Can I just say, I’ve read too many books to not string together exactly what’s gonna happen from this. The fact that she vomited the day before (aka where did her birth control go? yeah) and the fact that they go at it raw? Yeah. Bet ya a baby is in their near future

“You picked the right one. I’m a professional bitch. I’m a genius at taking cock. I make it look easy. World Class Bitch, that’s me. You won the fucking lottery when it comes to ass, love.”

Not that it’s not abhorrent, the reason why he can say that, but damn Ian’s hilarious sometimes

I’ve come to appreciate Mercy and his sledgehammer 🫶

“Yeah, okay. First off, you should have called. And second off, things are not fine. That guy is a grade A whackjob. And now he’s apparently pulling crazy ex-girlfriend stunts. Jesus.”

How can this book make me laugh so much when it’s so sad 🥲

At some point she’s gonna find out that his therapist is Mercy and be like “Tf??”

Heartbreaking and fantastic

Oh Tango, don’t hurt my heart too bad!

I knew this would be heartbreaking but I’m also loving it. I always get lost in the Dartmoor story world.

This is riveting but exhausting. I'm not in the right headspace for such an angsty tale.