Status Updates From Cyborg: Rebirth (2016) #1

Notes:
(1) DC's post-Flashpoint obstinacy in trying to make Cyborg a thing just makes you shake your head.
- There's nothing remotely interesting about him, even his origin story here is mainly about his father.
(2) This is basically Cyborg's origin retold via narration over a monster fight.
- "Aquaman: Rebirth" did it much better. But then, Aquaman is actually interesting.

Hmfh why do people write this character so boring?! I have another 2 issues of this title in my reading list after this one and I’m SO tempted to skip them. It’s boring, and there’s a villain called MALWARE! WHY?!