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It was a thrilling experience, reading this book, it truly was.

This book is so weird

Tall hats for all!

I think there’s a typo at the boy monument. The “late” fire instead of the “great” fire?

The great fire of London started in a bakery, and ended at Pye’s corner.
The monument has a caged roof. It is 202 feet tall and 202 feet away from the actual start of the fire.

The pig is DEFINITELY the best character in the story.

I RETRACT MY EARLIER STATEMENT ABOUT LADY ROSLYN. REVERSE IT. REVERSE THE STATEMENT NOW.

Lilttle Ben is pretty cool. AND THE PIG IS AWESOME. I love when books have fun graphics!

MAN, I DISLIKE LADY ROSLYN.

Also, I can’t believe that the mosquito just… exploded. I WAS SO HYPED FOR HIM!!!

AND HOW WERE THE CHAINS THAT EASY TO BREAK??

Man, I love Lady Rosalyn.

But it’s weird! We either get SO MUCH INFORMATION or literally none!

“Did the Germans do this? Or did you mix hot and cold water?”

Written in a weird, fast paced way. Too fast. Not enough details or time spent.

The Toshkent thing is… something

Wow, I never thought I’d like a book about magical sewage, but here we are.
The hot/cold magic tap is cool.
I GUESSED IT ABOUT THE SYMBOL (KINDA)bWITH SHERLOCK HOLMES
Little Ben is sus. I wonder if he’s the boy?
I LOVE books with cool graphics. Interesting fonts, the cool Cards, EVERYTHING!!!
I like the “tea” thing. With the milky magic,

I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP WITH THAT SINK!

Chamber of Secrets taught me that bathrooms are never what they seem.

It’s a Sherlock Holmes type of stamp, only upside down!

Also, this sink is very, VERY amusing XD

Hyacinth is a very funny main character

THE SEWERS! I’m guessing it has something to do with the sink. Also, the sink! XD

Okay, I am one chapter in, and I already know this is going to be a good read.

Magic, sewers, and a sarcastic main character?!

Also, the COVER?! The COVER-FLAP?!

I am very very exited :)