Status Updates From Voices after Midnight

"Girls only read romance books when they aren't having one."

I first read this book in 1998/1999 - and I’ve thought of this quote a lot since then.

"Another thing, Luke. Where do you get words like obelisk and venerable? You were throwing them around a while ago."
"Oh, well," he said, "they're in the dictionary, alpha-betized."
BURN

“Fang Castle… The theme's year-round Halloween. Guys in Dracula capes park the car, and you walk across a drawbridge… The host stands in an upright coffin, and when you shake his hand, it comes off. The main restaurant is the Stephen King Memorial Room, but we like the Jason Lounge… The hallway down to the Exorcist Juice Bar is called Elm Street.”

Someone take notes please!